Because this is Women’s History Month, the world’s sexiest misogynist, Sean Connery, is interrogated by The Gloria Sirens and can answer only with words he uttered as James Bond.

The Gloria Sirens (TGS): Do you know what the term Feminism means?
Sean Connery: Yes, but we must keep up appearances.

TGS: How much does the average person know about Feminism?
Connery: Weren’t you a blonde when I came in?

TGS: What words would you use to describe a feminist?
Connery: Can’t miss. She has two moles on her left thigh.

TGS: Do you believe in equality for all members of society?
Connery: Well, it wouldn’t do to make a habit of it.

TGS: Do you consider yourself abusive?
Connery: My dear girl, don’t flatter yourself. What I did was for Queen and country.

TGS: What do you say about this quote— is it misogynistic or realistic? “No woman will ever be satisfied because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that shoots out money.”
Connery: I would, you know, but M would have me court-martialed for illegal use of government property. 

TGS: Can you think of any role models for feminism?
Connery: Would you settle for a tulip?

TGS: Why are male feminists so un-feminist?
Connery: Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?

TGS: What have you sacrificed for feminism?
Connery: Tell me Miss Trench, do you play any other games?

TGS: Do you think feminism is relevant in the 21st century?
Connery: That’s quite a nice little nothing you’re almost wearing. I approve.

TGS: And finally, we would like to ask you, sir, what is your understanding of male-gaze misogyny?
Connery: I’m afraid you’ve caught me with more than my hands up.